Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012.

School House Rock Is Badass Now

(By BluCowboy) A lot of things have gotten shittier since I was 10 years old.  The Cowboys, cigarette ads and my ability to hold an erection most notably. But one … Continue reading

May 22, 2012 · 2 Comments

Monmouth Women’s Lacrosse FTW!

(By BluCowboy) If you’re going to make a viral lip sync video to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe, you better go fucking balls out!  Every Tom, Dick and Harry is … Continue reading

May 10, 2012 · 4 Comments

Kate Upton Cat Daddy Video Breakdown

(By BluCowboy) When it comes to hot chicks, Kate Upton is the end-all, be-all as far as I’m concerned.  You can argue until you’re blue in the balls…it doesn’t matter. … Continue reading

May 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Few, The Proud, The Rowdy

(By BluCowboy) There are zero things greater than Marines. As 1st Marine Division Chaplain, Father Kevin Keaney, so eloquently put it, “You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to … Continue reading

April 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Military Dropping Bombs on Colombian Hookers

(By BluCowboy) As far as I’m concerned there are three certainties in this world… –  Death –  Taxes –  America will invade your country, kill your men and put your … Continue reading

April 19, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Evolution of an Athlete

(By BluCowboy) Yahoo- Ever wonder what 191 combined losses and watching Mark Reynolds play third base in the same infield can do to a soul trapped on the Baltimore Orioles? The … Continue reading

April 12, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Consider My Gears Grinded: Visiting France

I’d like to preface my blogging by saying that I am in no way a writer. In fact, in my group of friends I am probably the least educated and … Continue reading

April 11, 2012 · 1 Comment

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