Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012.
(By BluCowboy) A lot of things have gotten shittier since I was 10 years old. The Cowboys, cigarette ads and my ability to hold an erection most notably. But one … Continue reading
(By BluCowboy) If you’re going to make a viral lip sync video to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe, you better go fucking balls out! Every Tom, Dick and Harry is … Continue reading
(By BluCowboy) When it comes to hot chicks, Kate Upton is the end-all, be-all as far as I’m concerned. You can argue until you’re blue in the balls…it doesn’t matter. … Continue reading
(By BluCowboy) There are zero things greater than Marines. As 1st Marine Division Chaplain, Father Kevin Keaney, so eloquently put it, “You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to … Continue reading
(By BluCowboy) As far as I’m concerned there are three certainties in this world… – Death – Taxes – America will invade your country, kill your men and put your … Continue reading
(By BluCowboy) Yahoo- Ever wonder what 191 combined losses and watching Mark Reynolds play third base in the same infield can do to a soul trapped on the Baltimore Orioles? The … Continue reading