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Opening Day 2013: Baseball’s Texas-Sized Mistake

Aaaaaaah! Sunshine, peanuts, Cracker Jack, fantasy baseball and performance-enhancing drug allegations. Opening Day 2013 is upon us. Opening Day is Monday, but, in recent years, the season’s first pitch has … Continue reading

March 29, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Problems With All-Star Games

There are several problems with the NBA All-Star Games. Hell, there are issues with all of the all-star events in America’s major leagues. I’ll go down the line and offer … Continue reading

February 17, 2013 · 5 Comments

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Lack of Focus

Let’s see here. Two weeks ago, I wrote about something I do like: The NBA’s return. Last week, I didn’t write about anything. And I really have a lack of … Continue reading

November 15, 2012 · 1 Comment

That’s That Shit I DO Like: The NBA Returns

I apologize for this being a little late and shorter than usual. I’m a little under the weather at the moment. You know what doesn’t make me sick? The NBA … Continue reading

November 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Bad San Francisco Giants Fans

This started as a football-related column, but I have to switch it up and talk about bad San Francisco Giants fans for this week. When any of my teams are … Continue reading

October 24, 2012 · 1 Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: The San Diego Chargers

View image | For anyone who’s been reading me crab and complain about that shit I don’t like, I told you I would one day blast my San Diego Chargers. … Continue reading

October 17, 2012 · 2 Comments

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Fantasy Football Owners

Let me start by saying that I’m still not on Twitter. However, some clowns on the social networking site made themselves an easy target for the SacDaddy (thank you, losers!). … Continue reading

October 10, 2012 · Leave a Comment

This is Why We Love Baseball

View image | Wow! What a crazy final day to baseball’s 2012 MLB regular season. In case you were in a coma or just too busy waiting to hear … Continue reading

October 4, 2012 · 1 Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Dallas Cowboys

(By SacDaddy82) It’s been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you, without some dope posts to read through … (If you picked up on the above reference, you’re probably … Continue reading

October 3, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Starting Five – 8.8.12

(By SacDaddy82) People love lists. People also love to argue. We once promised that, each Thursday, we’d give you a chance to read a list and then argue about it. … Continue reading

August 9, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Beware The Crazy Old Man

(By SacDaddy82) Everybody knows one. He’s the “crazy old man” on your block. You know, that guy who angrily shoos the neighborhood kids off his lawn,  scowls at passersby while … Continue reading

August 1, 2012 · 2 Comments

Can I Stay United With Man U?

(By SacDaddy82) Much to the chagrin of YetiVedder and numerous other Americans who don’t care about the Beautiful Game, this post is soccer-related. However, it goes deeper than that. For … Continue reading

July 12, 2012 · 2 Comments

So Long, L.T.

(By SacDaddy82) On Monday, one of my favorite professional athletes of all time called it a career. Most NFL fans and experts won’t call LaDainian Tomlinson the best to ever … Continue reading

June 19, 2012 · 2 Comments

Cookie Monsters

(By SacDaddy82) Author’s note: After I had this all written up, I found out this really happened in 2008. Well, looks like Jim Rome, his “Clones” and I were all … Continue reading

June 5, 2012 · Leave a Comment

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