Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012.

I Love This Game

(By SacDaddy82) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (Because grown men should NOT, under any circumstances, LOL.) The commercial I’ve just seen is one of the best in a long time. This should have been … Continue reading

May 23, 2012 · Leave a Comment

10 Greatest Sports Rants of All-Time

(By SacDaddy82) Ten years ago yesterday, we heard one of the best sports rants of all-time. “We talking about practice.” I shouldn’t even have to say anything more. Allen Iverson’s … Continue reading

May 8, 2012 · 5 Comments

Bieber Fever Needs Eradication

(By SacDaddy82) Damn you, Applebee’s!!! The run is over — or, at least I think it is. With no disrespect to two friends who I watched get married on this … Continue reading

May 7, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dealing With Hacks

(By SacDaddy82) I am a big fan of video games. Old ones, new ones, difficult ones, easy ones, doesn’t matter. From Atari to PlayStation 3, there are plenty of games … Continue reading

May 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Dating a Friend’s Ex

(By SacDaddy82) Somewhere along the line, I became that guy who people seem to come to when they need advice. Had I gone to college and taken it seriously, I … Continue reading

May 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

From World Peace to Peace of Mind

(By SacDaddy82) Since about 1:30 p.m. Sunday, it had been writing itself in my head. Such a disgusting act couldn’t be ignored. Not because the incident was ugly, but because … Continue reading

April 23, 2012 · 1 Comment

Fuck the Magoofs

Forgive me for my angry sports fan rant. Fuck the Magoofs family. No, that’s not a typo. I’m sure I speak for thousands of people in my hometown of Sacramento, … Continue reading

April 17, 2012 · Leave a Comment

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