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Cardboard Combat: 1975 Topps Vicente Romo vs. 1993 TSC Oscar Azocar

After my last Cardboard Combat, I’m sure of one thing: People are still scared to hell of Lew Burdette, even though he died a few years ago. How else do you … Continue reading

June 9, 2014 · Leave a Comment

Cardboard Combat: Jerry Reuss vs. Lew Burdette

Once again, we’re back for another Cardboard combat matchup, where we pit two of the ugliest baseball cards ever to exist against each other. Stepping into the rectangular ring this … Continue reading

July 12, 2013 · 4 Comments

The Trouble with Sleep

I heart sleep, which gives me some trouble with sleep. If sleep was a hot chick, I would definitely cheat on my wife with her. That’s how much I love … Continue reading

February 14, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Dumbest Idea Ever: Gigantic Greeting Cards

I was just watching TV, saw this commercial and felt the need to immediately blog about it. So I literally ran to my computer. Like you, I obviously thought this … Continue reading

February 11, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Horrors, Hookers and Hellacious Butt Pain

These are just some random thoughts I’ve had over the past few days. Note: Not all of them deal with butt pain. First, I recommend that you watch this video. … Continue reading

February 11, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Brainstorm Debris: Random Observations

I decided it wasn’t fair for Yeti Vedder to have all the bullet-point fun, so I reckon I’ll join in on the fad with some random observations. What will you … Continue reading

February 6, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Who Should Have Won the 2012 NL Cy Young Award?

Let me preface this post by saying that I have nothing against R.A. Dickey, who won the 2012 NL Cy Young Award this year. Dickey had an incredible season, and … Continue reading

November 15, 2012 · Leave a Comment

A Black Chick, A Jewish Chick and PS3 Gamer Walk Into a Bar

* My wife always yells at me because I use her towel to dry my arm pits after showering. She does realize that my arm pits are clean, right? * … Continue reading

October 23, 2012 · 1 Comment

Sift Through the Brainstorm Debris: Report on Free Credit Report Reports

After watching last night’s debacle on Monday Night Football, I feel a little bit better about the Patriots loss to Seattle on Sunday. However, there is still no excuse for … Continue reading

October 16, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Totally Werth It, Brah

Did anybody else see this bloodied and battered guy holding up a “Werth It” poster after the Nationals-Cardinals game on Thursday night? There has to be some incredible story as … Continue reading

October 12, 2012 · Leave a Comment

When MTV Played Videos: The Safety Dance

I’m taking the reins on this one since the Yeti is either in hibernation or too busy dealing with a hangover while trying to teach our country’s youth. Regardless, you have … Continue reading

October 5, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Sift Through the Brainstorm Debris – 10.2.12

(By TheWayIsHere) I decided it wasn’t fair for YetiVedder to have all the bullet-point fun, so I reckon I’ll join in on the fad. What will you find in this … Continue reading

October 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Sift Through the Brainstorm Debris – 9.25.12

(By TheWayIsHere) I decided it wasn’t fair for YetiVedder to have all the bullet-point fun, so I reckon I’ll join in on the fad. What will you find in this … Continue reading

September 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Best Show on TV

(By TheWayIsHere) Ladies and gentlemen, could I please have your attention? I’ve just been handed an urgent, and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re … Continue reading

September 21, 2012 · 1 Comment

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