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The Legend of Ralphie in Put-in-Bay

There is absolutely nothing better than a vacation with a group of guys. For the past five years, my friends and I have taken a week every summer and made … Continue reading

April 3, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Irish Car Bombs or Jager Bombs?

It’s St. Patty’s Day!!!  We are going with two bombs for you to choose from to celebrate with.  Are you classy and enjoy a smooth shot?  Is St. Patrick’s Day … Continue reading

March 17, 2013 · Leave a Comment

30 Great Shots To Drink Before Performing Surgery

Everyone loves learning new shots to drink at your local bar. There’s nothing worse than wanting to order shots, trying to decide what to get, angering the bartender, and finally … Continue reading

March 15, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Party Guys — New England style!

Every athlete aspires to be a world champion. They want to hoist the Lombardi Trophy up in the air. They want David Stern to present them with the Larry O’Brien … Continue reading

March 13, 2013 · Leave a Comment

The Best Show on TV

(By TheWayIsHere) Ladies and gentlemen, could I please have your attention? I’ve just been handed an urgent, and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re … Continue reading

September 21, 2012 · 1 Comment

Starting Five – 8.16.12

(By TheWayIsHere) People love lists. People also love to argue. So each Thursday, we’re going to give you a chance to read a list and then argue about it. Go … Continue reading

August 16, 2012 · 8 Comments

Thirsty Thursday – 8.16.12

(By YetiVedder) Rum?  Rumpelstiltskin?  Rumpelstiltskin is a good man!  But today we are talking a battle of two men from the sea!  Two men that have travelled over the rough … Continue reading

August 16, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Thirsty Thursday – 8.9.12

(By YetiVedder) Thursday…  The day of the week where you can feel the weekend FINALLY getting here!  You can taste getting out of work on Friday, sleeping in on Saturday … Continue reading

August 9, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Thirsty Thursday: Budweiser vs. Bud Light!

Thursday is the day of the week where you can feel the weekend FINALLY getting here! You can taste getting out of work on Friday, sleeping in on Saturday only to … Continue reading

August 2, 2012 · 2 Comments

What’s Up Doc?

(By TheWayIsHere) What. The. Fuck. I’m 28 years old. I’ve seen a lot of shit in my day. Needless to say, it takes a lot to disturb me. This video … Continue reading

May 25, 2012 · 1 Comment

Wanna’ Get Away?

(By CaffeineFiend) Have you ever contemplated the perfect super power? Having bullets bounce off you like … rubber bands. Boing. Running crazy fast. Flying. Being strong enough to toss dump … Continue reading

May 11, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Politics Suck. Drink Up.

(By CaffeineFiend) I don’t know about you, but politicians inspire my gag reflex to upheaval. I once described my hatred of politics as “hatred that burns with the fiery passion … Continue reading

May 7, 2012 · 1 Comment

Where’s My Cerveza?! The Unspoken History of Why We Get Drunk on May 5th

(By Made4TVMovie) Before we down endless buckets of Corona, Tecate, Pacifico and Negro Modelo, take too many shots of Patron and rail tequila to the point where we wake up the … Continue reading

May 4, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Drinking Like a Mad Man

(By MommyHatesMe) My drinking schedule is constantly getting in the way of my work (meaning my writing), so I figured it was about time to just write about drinking. We’re … Continue reading

May 3, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Few, The Proud, The Rowdy

(By BluCowboy) There are zero things greater than Marines. As 1st Marine Division Chaplain, Father Kevin Keaney, so eloquently put it, “You cannot exaggerate about the Marines. They are convinced to … Continue reading

April 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

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