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Old People Dancing, Part Deux

(By YetiVedder)

I have always wanted to make a TV show called Old People Dancing.  It has always been one of my favorite things to watch.  Any time you are at a wedding or a large event and an old couple busts out some crazy dance moves, it always makes everyone’s day!  So this is my attempt at a 2nd episode for that TV show.  Let me know what you think!

This dance number starts with your decent sailor hat tricks.  This guy is sneaky good.  You can tell he could bust out with some CRAZY moves any second but he is holding back until that little vixen on the stage really wants to see them.  He keeps it low key and under control until we officially have a CHALLONGE at the 1:09 mark.  Tie-dye Mickey Mouse shirt? Check!  Red fanny pack?  Check!  Dance moves for days???  You bet your damn life!  This guy saw the old man holding back and told his girl watch me take this lead singer for a spin!  How unhappy is the sailor when he realizes the other guy got to sing with the band!  He was the one that got the party started and red fanny pack just takes over like a boss!  His first girl who was doing Tina Turner moves is probably hoping for a little love triangle if you know what I mean!  Red fanny pack takes it in a KO!

P.S. How funny is the guy at the 1:35 mark in jean shorts against the stage???  He wants to be red fanny pack SOOOO bad!  This video has every fashion awesomeness you could think of!  Pulled up white socks guy at the end adds to that!

P.P.S.S. This band hates its life playing for these 5 people!

This is one of those flash mobs, right?   No!?!?!  This guy was just dancing like this and the kids followed his lead!?!!?!  Unreal!  Stuff that legends are made from!  The best part is that these kids can’t keep up with Dr. Kevorkian!  He does look a little like Dr. Kevorkian, right?  How many ladies do you think this guy went home with?  My guess is a baker’s dozen.  Mainly because when old people go places they order a baker’s dozen.  How come baker’s are so bad at math???   Nevermind!

Bravo!  Bravo!  WE WANT MORE!  WE WANT MORE!  These people had moves, props, and skills to pay the bills!  Seriously they are paid better then the band I hope!  NO ONE was watching the band during that!  I would gladly let these 2 dance their little senior citizen asses off at any show I perform at!  I would pay them in Werther’s Orignals and warm soup!  You know they would love that!!!

Best part of this video to me is the very beginning when the guitarist on the right makes a motion like they are about to melt our faces off with rock only to go into I Wanna Dance With Somebody!  Yet another band that probably hated this!

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