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School House Rock Is Badass Now

(By BluCowboy)

A lot of things have gotten shittier since I was 10 years old.  The Cowboys, cigarette ads and my ability to hold an erection most notably.

But one thing, I just discovered, has gotten much, much better.

Apparently School House Rock is finally getting with the times.   Not only is it hitting on major issues, it’s coming at you guns a blazin with possibly the only greatest Jewish rapper ever.  Seriously though, how the fuck do people dick up these two words as often as they do?  I blame cell phones and all the fucktards that use them as a crutch to misspell common words…looking at you 16-22 year olds.  The Dana White of Rap Music is single-handedly trying to accomplish what hundreds of thousands of useless educators have been trying to do for years, teach kids the difference between “you’re” and “your”.

I’ve had this video on repeat in my daughters room for the past two hours.  I can deal with her consistently dropping the F-bomb as long as she sounds educated doing it.  I am eagerly awaiting the sequels to this video, “Their vs. They’re vs. There”, and “Hey, You Fucking Moron, Throw A Goddamn Period In That Run-on Sentence.”

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2 Comments on “School House Rock Is Badass Now

  1. mommyhatesme
    May 22, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok

    Mac Lethal. Was just on the AMC show The Pitch to help a firm promote Subway too.

  2. blucowboy
    May 22, 2012

    Probably the best line ever…”These rappers think they’re animals…NOPE it’s Chuck Testa”!

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