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How to Talk Politics Without Being Political

I have always been force-fed all this animosity about politics and how you shouldn’t talk about them because, well you know exactly why. Say you’re sitting around watching the game and … Continue reading

September 10, 2015 · 2 Comments

Super Hotties Need Love, Too

Bar Refaeli and Jennifer Love Hewitt — These women have a few things in common. 1. They’re famous. 2. They’re both hotter than a California wildfire. 3. They say they … Continue reading

June 30, 2014 · 2 Comments

Which President Should Be On Mt Rushmore?

Mt Rushmore is one of the most famous memorials in the U.S. You often hear about adding another president’s dome piece to this famed sculpture, but which president should be … Continue reading

June 15, 2014 · Leave a Comment

Domestic Fight: Cats vs Dogs

Today’s argument is as simple as cats and dogs. Literally.  Most people are fans of one or the other.  I have a few friends and a brother that own both, … Continue reading

August 3, 2013 · Leave a Comment

5 Ways to Impress a Woman Without Breaking the Bank

Guys, here’s a tip: Date night doesn’t have to suck — or suck your bank account dry.With a little luck and a modicum of creativity, these virtually idiot-proof tips can … Continue reading

February 23, 2013 · Leave a Comment

Bitches Be Trippin’

An ode to the Passive-aggressive Haters:  Quit being bitches.  Your bullshit needs to cease and desist. Bitches Be Trippin’ — Writer’s note As a twentysomething, and a non-omniscient one at … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · Leave a Comment

So That Happened… George W. Bush Flips the Bird

Try and imagine you had no idea who this man was. If I gave you the choices that he: A. Owned his own chain of steakhouses. B. Owned a car dealership. … Continue reading

October 16, 2012 · Leave a Comment

American President — Vote or Veto

(By YetiVedder) So Thirsty Thursday went over like a wet fart.  When Yeti Vedder is wrong he is wrong, but he still wants people to think on Thursday.  Some weeks … Continue reading

September 13, 2012 · 1 Comment

Beware The Crazy Old Man

(By SacDaddy82) Everybody knows one. He’s the “crazy old man” on your block. You know, that guy who angrily shoos the neighborhood kids off his lawn,  scowls at passersby while … Continue reading

August 1, 2012 · 2 Comments

Now I Know Why There Are So Many Convicted Boyfriend Beaters In The World

It’s recently come to my attention that I kind of suck at being in a relationship. Not like I’m a “boyfriend beater” or anything! So let me rephrase that — … Continue reading

July 30, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Trapped In Cliche Hell

(By TheWayIsHere) I loathe clichés. Hate em with a passion. Funny thing is, I despised them even before starting my career as a sports journalist. You see, as a journalist, … Continue reading

May 30, 2012 · 1 Comment

Let Me Break It Down For Ya

  (By SacDaddy82) I only know two people on this staff personally – TheWayIsHere and CaffeineFiend, who are both white. That said, I’m going to go out on a limb … Continue reading

May 29, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Why I Need Money

(By MommyHatesMe) Money. We all want more of it and if we got it, we’d all be happier. In the recent times of financial crisis across the country this rings … Continue reading

May 17, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Unemployed at 28. Yikes.

(By TheWayIsHere) A funny thing happened to me last Friday afternoon around 3 o’clock. I was laid off… The worst part is I didn’t really do anything to deserve getting … Continue reading

May 16, 2012 · 4 Comments

I Hope There’s a Fireman Around, Cause You’re Smokin!

(By CaffeineFiend) Today, I experienced a first. I swear, sometimes I would give almost anything to know exactly what goes on in the male mind. This stems from a gas … Continue reading

May 15, 2012 · 4 Comments

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