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70-Year-Old Virgin? Yes, please!

(By YetiVedder)

The Sun (UK) – Cabaret singer Pam Shaw said she has always been too busy working to find a man.

And even though she sings under the saucy name The Sexational Pam — and has  rubbed shoulders over the years with sex symbols of the time like Tom Jones  and Roger Moore — she has never hopped between the sheets.

Pam explained she does not believe in sex before marriage. And as she has stayed single there was no question of losing her virginity.

But she said: “Now’s the time. I’m ready to take the plunge for the right bloke.

 “My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire.”

“I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You  are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins.”

Pam, who dresses in revealing costumes when she performs on Britain’s club  circuit, added: “I like to think I’d be a real catch.”

Yeti Vedder is throwing his name in the ring!  I mean, I have always wanted to date a show girl, why not just marry her?  Not to mention the fact that I get to call her Sexational Pam?  You had me at Sexational!  But I get it…  my career of being a no-name dancer also prevents me from hibbity-dibbity time.  So this is what I have to offer you Sexational Pam:

1.  I’m a good listener and I’m sure you have tons of boring stories about Tom Jones and Roger Moore!

2.  I dig older women.

3.  70 is my favorite number…  coincidence?

4.   I love a girl that plays hard to get.

5.   Discounts…  I am all about getting discounts!  Early-bird specials do nothing but turn this Yeti on!

Eliza, you’re still my girl, but I’d appreciate if you’d add a Sexational before your name!

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