Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012.

Hairy History of Hair

(By CaffeineFiend) I’m going to take this in a direction that you guys might not be ready for. I cut myself. No, not like that. Shaving. For the third consecutive … Continue reading

May 14, 2012 · Leave a Comment

70-Year-Old Virgin? Yes, please!

(By YetiVedder) The Sun (UK) – Cabaret singer Pam Shaw said she has always been too busy working to find a man. And even though she sings under the saucy name The … Continue reading

May 11, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Furburgers and such

(By SergeantShakes) A short time ago, before I joined these wonderful gentlemen here at Fifth Period Lunch, I had a personal blog called “Everything is the Worst”. So I’ll be … Continue reading

May 3, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Everyone <3s Kittens

(By SergeantShakes) I’ve been thinking a lot about “workplace etiquette” lately. Not even about dress code, staying organized, teamwork, or things like that. I’m thinking that some people don’t realize that … Continue reading

May 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Dating a Friend’s Ex

(By SacDaddy82) Somewhere along the line, I became that guy who people seem to come to when they need advice. Had I gone to college and taken it seriously, I … Continue reading

May 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Daily Disturbia

(By TheWayIsHere) Most people who know me know that I’m a very laid-back person. In fact, my personality seems to give off an I-don’t-really-give-a-shit kind of vibe. My wife is frequently critical … Continue reading

April 30, 2012 · 2 Comments

Jesus Wants You to Place a Bid!

We have some enormous, gigantic… no, enorgantic news for all of you out there. Fifth Period Lunch is having its first-ever auction! One of you lucky bidders out there, wait … Continue reading

April 19, 2012 · 1 Comment

Cheaters Never Prosper … Except Me. I Prospered.

It’s true what they say. Kids these days are just plain lazy. I’m not talking about that fat fuck of a 10-year-old who spends all day indoors playing video games … Continue reading

April 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Shit’s Broke… I’ll Fix It.

(By MommyHatesMe)  Here shall lie my shoddy attempts at fixing the broken world around us. I’m sure none of these will ever be used as an actual solution because the … Continue reading

April 11, 2012 · 2 Comments

Consider My Gears Grinded: Visiting France

I’d like to preface my blogging by saying that I am in no way a writer. In fact, in my group of friends I am probably the least educated and … Continue reading

April 11, 2012 · 1 Comment

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