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Super Hotties Need Love, Too

Bar Refaeli and Jennifer Love Hewitt — These women have a few things in common.

1. They’re famous.

2. They’re both hotter than a California wildfire.

3. They say they never get hit on or asked out.


I’m seriously starting to lose faith in my fellow males.

Look, I get it. These women are extremely gorgeous and no man likes rejection. Still, I don’t remember where I heard it first, but there’s a saying I’ve been using for most of my life:

Closed mouths don’t get fed.

Closed mouths are also making at least two gorgeous women sad and lonely.

Bar Refaeli recently told Conan O’Brien, “No one hits on me. No one flirts with me. It’s very sad, actually.”

Hewitt said in a Maxim article a few months ago, “It might sound so stupid, but guys do not hit on me. I’m not really sure why, but it’s very rare …”

Hell, even singer Neko Case (who, in my opinion, isn’t as hot as Rafaeli or Hewitt — but I’d still tap dat @$$) complained on Twitter that “ladies in bands don’t get ANY action,” a statement that singer Michelle Branch (yeah, I’d hit that, too) and a few other women in music backed up.

It’s time to give these ladies some action. Show a little game, and the lucky man could be you.

To all my single fellas out there, don’t settle for less. In a non-stalker way, find Bar Refaeli or Hewitt and do both them and yourselves a favor: Hit on them.

After all, super hotties need love, too. Maybe yours.

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2 Comments on “Super Hotties Need Love, Too

  1. geminiunleashed
    May 30, 2012

    Rejection of that magnitude may cause suicide to your confidence..

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