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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 5.30.12

(By YetiVedder)

Wow…  Ummm…  Wow…  You want to prove your point that you are tough, so you smash your own face with a full beer bottle?

1.  That is a waste of a perfectly good beer.

2.  It’s your own face, my dude!!!  Why smash the bottle into your own face???

3.  Talking about how tough you are while blood is dripping down your face makes you look a lot tougher… ONLY IF YOU DIDN’T GIVE YOURSELF THE CUT ON YOUR FACE!!!

BUT, I would never complain about pro wrestlers doing this to themselves!  I think it should happen once a week.  A standing ovation to you Roddy Piper!

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One Comment on “It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 5.30.12

  1. jumpingpolarbear
    May 30, 2012

    The glory days of wrestling, how I do miss them :(.

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