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It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! – 7.9.12

(By YetiVedder)

So this week the video is pretty normal.  Honky Tonk Man and Macho Man having weird fighting words.  Then some fat albino guy complaining about Mr. Wonderful and grunting a bit.  Then BAM!!!  At the 1:08 mark, Mr. Fuji introduces us to Sika.  What does Sika do to intimidate?  He just eats a chicken.  Not a cooked or plucked chicken, but a whole chicken.  How did Hulk Hogan beat this guy?  He eats chickens whole, but couldn’t beat a guy with a bald mullet?  Step off WWF!

How pissed would PETA be to ever see something like this today???  Do you think Sika would care???  I very highly doubt it!  Last person I am inviting to my farm is definitely Sika.  I’d be going outside to check on my eggs for breakfast in the morning and Sika just sitting outside the door with feathers all around him.  Sika!??!!  Always eating all the chickens!

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