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Problems With All-Star Games

There are several problems with the NBA All-Star Games. Hell, there are issues with all of the all-star events in America’s major leagues. I’ll go down the line and offer … Continue reading

February 17, 2013 · 5 Comments

2012 NFL WAG Draft (NFL Wives and Girlfriends)

(This NFL Wives and Girlfriends post was originally posted after the 2012 NFL Draft.) In honor of this year’s NFL Draft, it is important to give credit to the women … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · 3 Comments

2012 NBA WAG Draft (NBA Wives and Girlfriends)

(This NBA Wives and Girlfriends draft post was originally posted after the 2012 NBA Draft.) Well the 2012 NBA draft has come and gone and there were a few highlights … Continue reading

February 13, 2013 · 3 Comments

Who Should Have Won the 2012 NL Cy Young Award?

Let me preface this post by saying that I have nothing against R.A. Dickey, who won the 2012 NL Cy Young Award this year. Dickey had an incredible season, and … Continue reading

November 15, 2012 · Leave a Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Lack of Focus

Let’s see here. Two weeks ago, I wrote about something I do like: The NBA’s return. Last week, I didn’t write about anything. And I really have a lack of … Continue reading

November 15, 2012 · 1 Comment

It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit! Wrestler Yeti Vedder

I was hoping to never have to write this one. This video was something I was hoping would never come out about me. Thanks for nothing Jimmy Hart!!! This is … Continue reading

November 5, 2012 · 1 Comment

Pay The Man! Josh Hamilton to the Red Sox!

It’s my favorite time of year.  The NFL is right smack dab in the middle, NBA is starting up, NHL is…  Oh…  Oh…   AND it is MLB Hot Stove … Continue reading

November 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment

That’s That Shit I DO Like: The NBA Returns

I apologize for this being a little late and shorter than usual. I’m a little under the weather at the moment. You know what doesn’t make me sick? The NBA … Continue reading

November 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti: Happy Halloween

[I want you to shout this like it is the beginning of a new rap song.]  This is Yeti Vedder coming at you live and in full effect!  Sometimes my … Continue reading

October 31, 2012 · Leave a Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Bad San Francisco Giants Fans

This started as a football-related column, but I have to switch it up and talk about bad San Francisco Giants fans for this week. When any of my teams are … Continue reading

October 24, 2012 · 1 Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: The San Diego Chargers

View image | gettyimages.com For anyone who’s been reading me crab and complain about that shit I don’t like, I told you I would one day blast my San Diego Chargers. … Continue reading

October 17, 2012 · 2 Comments

Sift Through the Brainstorm Debris: Report on Free Credit Report Reports

After watching last night’s debacle on Monday Night Football, I feel a little bit better about the Patriots loss to Seattle on Sunday. However, there is still no excuse for … Continue reading

October 16, 2012 · Leave a Comment

It’s Still Real To Me, Dammit: Ricky the Dragon Steamboat

How has it taken me thing long to find this Ricky the Dragon Steamboat video? I have always wanted to practice with the masters and become a ninja, but it is … Continue reading

October 15, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Totally Werth It, Brah

Did anybody else see this bloodied and battered guy holding up a “Werth It” poster after the Nationals-Cardinals game on Thursday night? There has to be some incredible story as … Continue reading

October 12, 2012 · Leave a Comment

That’s That Shit I Don’t Like: Fantasy Football Owners

Let me start by saying that I’m still not on Twitter. However, some clowns on the social networking site made themselves an easy target for the SacDaddy (thank you, losers!). … Continue reading

October 10, 2012 · Leave a Comment

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