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Totally Werth It, Brah

Did anybody else see this bloodied and battered guy holding up a “Werth It” poster after the Nationals-Cardinals game on Thursday night?

There has to be some incredible story as to why he’s wearing a band-aid while blood trickles down the side of his face. Here are some of my theories:

1. These two are life partners and they had a serious lovers’ quarrel in the bathroom during the sixth inning. Homeboy on the left wanted to have some glory hole fun, but homeboy on the right was having none of it. Homeboy on the right proceeded to punch homeboy on the left with his ring hand, inflicting an unsightly wound. The two made up after the fight, but you can still see the pain in homeboy on the left’s face.

2. The dude got into a serious scuffle with a 12-year-old girl over a foul ball. The 12-year-old girl won.

3. After hearing “But our sign is spelled wrong!” for hours and hours, four-eyes finally had enough and drilled his friend.

4. He’s a St. Louis Cardinals fan who was beat up and forced to hold a “Werth It” sign celebrating the Nationals’ win.

5. Dick will make you slap somebody upside the head…

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