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The Mind Of The Yeti – 8.8.12

 (By YetiVedder) *  It must have been so much easier to dress as a member of the Crips than it would be to dress as a member of the Bloods. … Continue reading

August 8, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 8.1.12

  (By YetiVedder) *  Do you think The Most Interesting Man In The World knows that Dos Equis is gross and people only think he is interesting because they wonder … Continue reading

August 1, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 7.25.12

  (By YetiVedder) *  One way to intimidate everyone at the bar you are at is to walk in and kiss both of your biceps. It works like a charm. … Continue reading

July 25, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 7.18.12

(By YetiVedder) *  Do you ever zone out for like 20 minutes with the TV on and realize it has been on the Spanish channel the entire time? *  Who … Continue reading

July 18, 2012 · 4 Comments

The Mind of the Yeti – 7.11.12

(By YetiVedder) *  When I think of one word to describe Kelly Clarkson, I never think sexy. I think doughy. *  The only kind of marathon I will ever participate … Continue reading

July 11, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 7.2.12

(By YetiVedder) *  A lot of horny women will go and see the movie Magic Mike while their other half stays home, saves 10 bucks, and watches free internet porn. … Continue reading

July 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 6.20.12

(By YetiVedder) *  I never complain about weather, but the Yeti’s weather kryptonite is most definitely the heat. *  If you want to see Yeti Vedder sobbing like a baby, … Continue reading

June 20, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 6.13.12

(By YetiVedder) *  Never go grocery shopping if you are hungry. I definitely didn’t need 30 cups of pudding. *  Try explaining what hashtagging is. You will feel like the … Continue reading

June 13, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind of the Yeti

(By YetiVedder) *  A wise man once said, “If you’re sliding into home and you feel something foam, diarrhea.” *  I think that Glee is simply the worst show on … Continue reading

June 12, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 6.6.12

(By YetiVedder) *  Is anyone ever really going to use the Miller Lite Pop Top? I want to know the guy that really cares that much about how quickly his … Continue reading

June 6, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind of the Yeti – 5.30.12

(By YetiVedder) *  The guy who made the plan that weekends last only two days was a complete jerk. *  I don’t really use Craigslist anymore mainly because there was … Continue reading

May 30, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind of the Yeti – 5.23.12

(By YetiVedder) *  Does Anyone care about the Roger Clemens trial? Anyone? Bueller? *  Nickelback have sold over 26 million albums. So out of all you people that hate them, … Continue reading

May 23, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 5.16.12

(By YetiVedder) *  If a comedian says he “killed,” he was very funny! If a murderer says he “killed,” he was not very funny! *  I am not so confident … Continue reading

May 16, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 5.9.12

(By YetiVedder) You are about to enter the mind of Yeti Vedder.  I want to warn you now that what you are about to read will make you laugh, cry … Continue reading

May 9, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Mind Of The Yeti – 5.2.12

(By YetiVedder) You are about to enter the mind of Yeti Vedder.  I want to warn you now that what you are about to read will make you laugh, cry … Continue reading

May 2, 2012 · 1 Comment

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