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Dick Will Make You Slap Somebody

This video is legen — (wait for it… keep waiting… wait a little longer) — dary!

Hands down, it’s one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long, long time.

I can definitely get on board with what this angry black woman is saying though — dick will make you slap somebody. Absolutely. Hell, it will make you pull out a gun and shoot somebody in the damn face. Dick is just that good.

However, the fat chick with the laptop is not convinced. No sir.

God I wish this show was on up here in Rhode Island. Is there anything better than public access TV shows?

Damn, this video makes me want to slap somebody!

Sidenote: What the hell is she talking about? “The penuzzz is a heat-seeking missile? An encoded rocket?” You lost me, sweetheart.

Full disclosure, I only discovered this classic video thanks to my mommy. Thanks mom!

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