Trading carrots for chocolate pudding since 2012.
Women of America, it is time to step your game up. As if the bar wasn’t already set high enough by Miss Upton, she absolutely dominates this GQ photo shoot. At this point I don’t even understand how any other model is even working. If I need a chick to sell shit for me, Kate is the first and only woman on my list.
Bitch just spews sex appeal. At one point in this video, she wishes that her boobs were smaller, making me cry, and then seconds later explains that she was JKing, making me laugh. I hope to God this woman doesn’t start selling shit more expensive than men’s magazines and Hardees because I’m gonna have a hard time explaining to BluCowgirl why I came home with a fucking tanning bed because Kate Upton was photographed topless in it.
Also, I had never heard of this goofy fuck, Terry, before I started following everything Kate does, but he is quickly creeping up my list of dudes I want to be. I used to wish I was Mark Wahlberg’s penis, but now I just want to be Terry’s right eye. The shit that eye has seen is just absolutely glorious!