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Sift Through the Brainstorm Debris – 8.21.12

(By TheWayIsHere) I decided it wasn’t fair for YetiVedder to have all the bullet-point fun, so I reckon I’ll join in on the fad. What will you find in this … Continue reading

August 21, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Sharing Is Caring!

(By YetiVedder) Was there ever a better Sesame Street character then Cookie Monster?  Dude just wants some cookies!  His voice is just the best!!!  Sesame Street always does the greatest … Continue reading

July 10, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Assume the position! No, not that one. Ew.

(By CaffeineFiend) Usually when I hear anything about Kate Middleton and Prince Dreamboat (if you know me, you can hear the sarcasm dripping from my tone — otherwise, just take … Continue reading

July 2, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Tips on Ghost Hunting from TheWayIsHere

(Ghostwritten by BluCowboy) Ghost Hunting is a pastime that dates back to my birthday in 1984, because I invented ghost hunting and any attempt to dispute this fact is a flat-out lie. … Continue reading

June 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Kate Upton Just Doing It Again

(By BluCowboy) Women of America, it is time to step your game up.  As if the bar wasn’t already set high enough by Miss Upton, she absolutely dominates this GQ … Continue reading

June 22, 2012 · 1 Comment

Teen Mama Drama – 6.21.12

(By BluCowboy) Another week of Teen Mom means I again feel much better about ignoring my child in lieu of more important things, like browsing soft-core pornographic websites.  I recently … Continue reading

June 21, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Adventures in Auto Acquisitions and the Salespeople Trying to Screw You

(By CaffeineFiend) Is there some unwritten rule that states that car shopping is required to make you completely insane in order to be deemed successful? Seriously, people. Background: I took … Continue reading

June 19, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Cookie Monsters

(By SacDaddy82) Author’s note: After I had this all written up, I found out this really happened in 2008. Well, looks like Jim Rome, his “Clones” and I were all … Continue reading

June 5, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Of Motors and Men

(By CaffeineFiend) OK, I’m a little ashamed to admit this, but the automotive realm is a little outside my area of expertise. Throughout high school and half of my college … Continue reading

May 31, 2012 · Leave a Comment

The Hair of the…Yeti

(By YetiVedder) LONDON (AP) — European researchers are planning to use new techniques to analyze DNA that could help crack the mystery of whether Bigfoot exists. In a project announced … Continue reading

May 25, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Seriously, Time Magazine?

(By TheWayIsHere) I mean, aside from making me want to have sex with a MILF and/or a chocolate chip cookie, I’m not exactly sure what Time Magazine is going for … Continue reading

May 10, 2012 · 2 Comments

Taking You Into The Weekend – Impractical Jokers

(TheWayIsHere) The weekend is here! Time to crack open those beers and line up the shots! Here to take you into the weekend are the funny bastards from TruTV’s Impractical … Continue reading

May 4, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Tommy Pickles – Hero, Legend, Idol

(By TheWayIsHere) Tommy Pickles was a far better man than I’ll ever be. Plain and simple. This little tyke had far better qualities than most of the people I’ve met … Continue reading

May 3, 2012 · 1 Comment

The Unsung Hero

(By YetiVedder) When I was in high school I planned my life around TV shows.  I knew on Thursdays I needed to be home in time to watch Cheers.  TGIF on … Continue reading

May 3, 2012 · Leave a Comment

I Want To Kill You. Seriously.

(By TheWayIsHere) Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sure you watch television quite a bit. For those of you who don’t know me, I enjoy watching and analyzing commercials just as much … Continue reading

April 24, 2012 · Leave a Comment

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